Laughter is Good for the Heart
Everyone has seen a misprint in the church bulletin. We’ve all driven down the street and passed a church sign that made us laugh. With that in mind, the following list may contain something you have seen. It might have happened in your church. Whether these are from your church bulletin, your church sign, or from a church far away they are sure to make the point that Laughter is Good for the Heart!
Soli Deo Gloria!
Our associate pastor revealed the new pledge campaign slogan: I upped my pledge – Up yours!
The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
Our youth basketball team resumes action this coming Wednesday evening in the recreation center. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
We have a nursery downstairs for those of you who have children and don’t know it.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
Choir auditions next Thursday. They need all the help they can get.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn singing in the park across the street. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The Weight Watchers group meets at 7 p.m. at First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.
Morning Message: Jesus Walking on the Water. Evening Message: Looking for Jesus.
Ladies, don’t forget the church garage sale. A great opportunity to get rid of those things you don’t want keep around the house. Bring your husbands.
Don’t let worry kill you – let the Church help.
We need eight new choir robes due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
For “In Memory Of” donations: Place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday afternoon at 5:00. Prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Fellowship Hall Friday at 7 p.m. You are invited to attend this tragedy.